Before one of my self-hosted sites got hacked a couple of years ago, I had this that I did in 2009.
I found it here with Wayback Machine
The Leica Song
Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Leica M9 ?
I’m done shooting Nikons, I want to shoot prime.
It’s full-frame or nothing, and a big LCD,
And manual focus, please explain that to me.
Oh Lord, how I wanted a Leica M8,
But now I am grateful that you made me wait.
Worked hard all my lifetime, to get what is mine,
Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Leica M9.
Oh Lord, do this one thing, this one thing for me,
And Lord I’ll review it – I’ll do it for free.
©2009 David Bennett
From an idea of @FrasSmith and words of Janis Joplin